May 23, 2009

Billy Mays Magical Beard. (Take 2)


Impeccable + Grooming = Iconic

I've been fascinated with all things Billy Mays since I first saw him in person years ago pitching Quick N Brite at a state fair prior to his prime time pitchman glory. Nothing has changed really, he's still using the same modus operandi.

With the hit of the new reality TV show "Pitchmen" I've decided to repost the Billy Mays Magical Beard PDF I created back in January before I knew about the new TV show.

Accept no substitutes, this is the original, and authentic one of a kind "Magical Beard" from the worlds greatest pitchman. It's not the products, it's not his loud voice overs, it's not his thumbs up, it's the one and only mystical power of his immaculate facial hair that captivates viewers and closes the sale.

I'm honored that this design was included in The Best Custom Type List of 2009. (So far that is) Billy may no longer be among the living now but his infamous facial hair will live on via the wonder of the internet.

But wait there is more! You too can embrace the iconic whiskers of infomercial fame yourself! Download this hairy relic and hang it in your work area to inspire your own path to success.

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Billy Mays Magical Beard PDF



6 comments:

Shelley Paulson said...

Ha ha, I read the first line like this: I've been fascinated with all things Billy Mays since I first saw him in prison years ago...

:)

Shelley

Louis said...

Isn't it crazy? They'll make a tv show out of anything these days. My new reality show is "Cake Boss". I love the way that guy talks...and his cakes are amazing. He made a cake for firemen last night - unbelievable. I also got sucked into Jon and Kate last night. Yeah, not too proud about that one.

Vonster said...

BTW, if you stumble upon my first post of this art you'll see a t-shirt. I was selling it on Zazzle.com but they pulled it saying the "Beard" was a copyright violation? You can copyright facial hair?

I think Zazzle.com needs to shave their logic, it's getting fuzzy.

RobSchwager said...

you need to come here to tampa and visit with Mr. Mays...

Chris Rooney said...

RIP Billy May's beard.

Dave said...

R.I.P. Mr Mays